cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

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997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

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"Don’t you dare
Shrink yourself
For someone else’s comfort -
Do not become small
For people who refuse to grow."

m.v., Advice to my future daughter, #2. (via findingwordsforthoughts)

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"I gave wrong people the right pieces of me."

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"Go for someone who is proud to have you."

— Frank Ocean (via fldovr)

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"All those things that weren’t supposed to happen? They happened. But what happens next is up to you."

Hank Moody, Californication 

Everything you love is here

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"Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry."

Henry Ward Beecher

Everything you love is here

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"The real things haven’t changed. It is still best to be honest and truthful; to make the most of what we have; to be happy with simple pleasures; and have courage when things go wrong."

— Laura Ingalls Wilder (via fuckyeahyoga)

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